Rhinoceros Beetle.

Rhinoceros Beetle.

We should hang out.

April 23, 2014 11:53 pm

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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11:53 pm

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

*raises half of a hand*

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11:29 pm
aaaaa42:

This is my impression of benedict cumberbatch

aaaaa42:

This is my impression of benedict cumberbatch

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11:01 pm

damn, my skype date bailed on me. Even my backup plans for when my primary plans bailed bailed. :(

9:50 pm

I’ve definitely hit the point of no return when I’m grabbing 4 goldfish every time I put my hand in the bag.

9:09 pm

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

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3:07 pm

partyintheshire:

this will never not be funny

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2:37 pm

askerquestioner

Anonymous: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

image

11:29 am 1:42 am April 22, 2014 9:00 pm
berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

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7:59 pm

The answer’s only gummy worms.

11:36 am
kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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12:32 am

NO LUCA I TOLD YOU

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April 21, 2014 10:37 pm