Rhinoceros Beetle.

Rhinoceros Beetle.

We should hang out.

July 30, 2014 6:18 pm
postsatire:

This guy’s going to shit himself when he finds out about guinea pigs.

postsatire:

This guy’s going to shit himself when he finds out about guinea pigs.

(via terrandispatches)

2:49 pm
ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(via adecentnightssleep)

2:03 am 1:47 am
mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants
unless you pee out of your foot

mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants

unless you pee out of your foot

(Source: vanillish, via anymannymore)

July 29, 2014 10:16 pm

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

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10:15 pm 10:15 pm
tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

(via anymannymore)

7:29 pm
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

(Source: unclefather, via anymannymore)

7:29 pm
urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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6:21 pm
a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”I about pissed myself laughing at this.

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.

(Source: halcy, via constellationsembodied)

3:40 am

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

(via anymannymore)

2:46 am
fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

(via anymannymore)

July 28, 2014 11:34 pm

l0veofmusic:

sadyayo:

I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments. 

Interesting

(Source: lilithluciferous)

10:40 pm
vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

(via terrandispatches)

9:51 pm